Hijuyo: Hey guys! It’s Juyo&Crawfish here to remind – TUMBLR-STYLE – all you non-members that Cryptids Island comes out JANUARY 18 for us! Excited? Here’s one last sneak peek before you get to enter the island for realz!
Captain Crawfish 13: Y’know, since I’m probably the unluckiest of my family, and I’ve just been scared off by Cryptids Island so badly that I ran and hid back in my homeland, I’m not even gonna bother. In fact, you probably just brought me here to eat me.
Hijuyo: Aw, you’re no fun. :C
CC 13: -.o
Even more tales from the Cryptids
Here you have it: the moment where Cryptids Island became too frightening for me to continue, and I was forced to retreat to the friendly waters of Skullduggery Island. Seriously, these woods are terrifying!
Are you up to the challenge of Cryptids Island? Non-Members will able to play tomorrow!
CAPTAIN CRAWFISH
Hijuyo: Really? “Too frightening” for you?
CC 13: I knew this was a bad idea…
Hijuyo: Yeah? Well, post’s over, guys! Next on our agenda… let’s see here… oh yes, that’s right, NOM THE CRAWFISHAY!
CC 13: You heartless people!
Hijuyo: |-)
CC 13: *backs into corner, cowers, and prepares to be nommed*
Hijuyo: Wow, you’re an easy one. Okay, kids, GET AT HIM!
<Large flow of PHB audience members trample on each others’ feet in a mad dash for Crawfish>
PHB guy 2: Dibs on that golden pegleg!
PHB guy 3: Mmm. Gotta love crawfish.
tomorrow? I thought it came out today for non-members
Hijuyo: It comes out sometime January 18, but the PCB post was posted on January 17.
Lol with the photos I laughed.
😀 LOL! Awesome postie!
haha TROLLED! But where is Cryptids Island? It’s supposed to be out by now! Darn you creators.
Lol! Great post, Hijuyo! 😀
It’s here now for non-members! 😀
Hey let me get some! *RUNS INTO RAVENOUS CROWD* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
LOL LOL LOL and NOM NOM NOM! Awesome.
PS I love all the pics, but the “I love food more than I love people” thing and the Zoom-In-On-the-Guy thing are my total faves!
I’M THE ONE WHO SAID DIBS ON THE TAIL! *struggles toward Crawfish* Gimme! Lemme at it! Hey you, that tail is MINE! Leave it ‘lone! *gets to Crawfish* Nomnomnomnom. LOL, yummy. *buuurp*
CC13:Why do i have to do this!
Me:Just GO! The chupacabra is not THAT scary!
CC13:Yes it is!
Me:Go or else.
*CC13 runs to see the chupacabra*
CC13:Well, whatya know, the farmers brother wants to help me.
Farmer’s brother:Yea,i set the trap now let’s go hide behind that rock over there.
CC13:Um ok..HEY! Wait for me!
Me:You better watch it chupacabra i’m the one who nums him!
*THUMP!*
CC13:That must be the chupacabra!
Farmer’s Brother:Ok, go put him in the back of the truck!
*CC13 trys to put him in the back of the truck*
Me:I’m watching you chupacabra. >:/
*Chupacabra swoops out and howls*
CC13: AHH!
*I tie the chupacabra and throw him in the truck* 😀
Me:I’ll eat HIM for dinner. 🙂
CC13: Can w-we go now?
Me:Not yet…*stomach grumbles*
CC13:I GOTTA GET OUTA HEREE!
*I get a rope and tie CC13 and ties him to a rock*
Farmer’s Brother:Ok i’m ready what are we-*Farmer sees CC13*
CC13:…Help ?…
Farmer’s Brother:-Having?
Me:Trust me it’s tasty.
*Me and Farmer’s Brother eat CC13*
Farmer’s Brother:Wow pretty numilicious i say.
Me:Yep, he allways is. 😀
LOL 😀
How about this for CC 14:
Hijuyo:How does it feel to be the first one in your family to go a whole post without being nommed?
CC 14:I don’t know,I didn’t think I’d make it this far.
Hijuyo:You won’t survive for long…
CC 14:Huh?
Hijuyo:Hicoga!Lights please!
Hicoga:Yes sir!
(scene shows a candlelit dinner.CC 14 is tied to a chair.)
CC 14:Huh?Why am I tied up….?
(Hijuyo & Hicoga grab silverware.Hijuyo blows out candle)
CC 14:Oh no!
Hijuyo: LOL. 😀
LOL! 😆
P.S. That was used in the next post!
LOL!!Really enjoyed your post.Fantastic pictures too.You blog is going extremely good…keep it up!!
THANKS!!!!!! I have been craving crawfish 4 a while now. I guess it is NOT lucky 2 b # 13! 👿
Haha, Tumblr-Style.
Of course I’d like this, I go on it all day. 😀
LOL I the one that is really funny is the one with the frog puppet and the other one with little Patrick. Gotta love Spongebob 😀
Cryptids is awesome! Too bad we had to wait so long. Now,LET ME AT THE CRAWFISH! *Charges into crowd with fork* AHHHHHHH!!!
Nice, there was a troll face 🙂